I don't usually post forwards and jokes I read from other poeople, but this one was funny as hell. Thanks for the forward Ryan.
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A Texan, a guy from Massachusetts, and a Vermonter are riding horses out on the range..
The Texan, just to show off, pulls an expensive bottle of whiskey out of his saddlebag, takes a couple drinks, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in mid-air.
The guy from Massachusetts is shocked and asks, "What are you doing? That's a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"
The Texan replies, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap!"
A little while later, not wanting to be outdone, the guy from Massachusetts pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it, just like the Texan.
The guy from Vermont can't believe it. "What are you doing? That was a very expensive bottle of champagne.
With a wink to the Texan he says "In Boston, there's plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."
About 15 minutes later, the Vermonter pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it and takes a sip. Then another sip. Then he chugs the rest of the bottle then places the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun and shoots the guy from Massachusetts.
The Texan is visibly shaken. "What did you do that for?!?!"
The Vermonter replies, "Well, in Vermont, we have plenty of people from Massachusetts, and bottles are returnable.
