March 2006 Archives

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!

Today at work I was going through our user database deleting some old users that are no longer needed to be included. While doing this I found three of the worst usernames that anyone could be asigned. The way usernames are asigned here is usually the first letter of the first name and up to seven of the first initials of the last name.

These usernames are REAL and were at one time being used:

FKINGHOR - (Self Explanitory) - A woman named Fran Kinghor.. the poor woman.

GREYNOLD - (Grey 'n' Old) - A woman named Gloria Reynolds..

DPRESSON - (Depression) - There was no name attached to this account, but I'm sure most people could make a bid for this one when they come into work.