November 2006 Archives

It seems that these days females from all directions are trying hard to get into my pants.  The last successfull one was my little furry friend Kitty

Below is a picture of this new pussy while in the act of being in my pants.

Please be warned that deeply religous people or those with a bug up their asses may be offended that I put this type of stuff up for the world to see.

To those people:  It's nothing to be ashamed of, it's just another notch in the bedpost.

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     C                       Am
I'm leaving now and I don't know when
F                  C
I'll be coming back again
    Em                      G
To pick up where we left off
       C                      Am
And where we are to go

  C                            Am
I have a some things I need to do
      F                            C
But they have nothing to do with you
      Em                      G
But when they're done I'll be back
       C                       Am
And we can start over again

  F                  G         C   G   C
I know that we made a connection.
  F                G          C  G  C
I know it was close to perfection.
  F                   C           E7        Am
I know what we had was one of a kind.
      F                C           Dm7          G             C
But before it will work my loose ends need to be tied.

C                            Am
Unfinished business still haunts me
F                      C
So I just have to go and see
   Em                                    G
If the things in the back of my mind
C                             Am
Are just things of the past

   C                            Am
It may be wrong, and I hope I'm right
F                 C
But it's you I keep in sight
         Em                G
When thinking of the time
         C                                 Am
When I'll know exactly what to do.

     Bb            F                  C                F
Forgive me for running when we were so close.
     Bb            F               C               F
Forgive me for leaving you alone.
Bb        F             C            F
While I take off to chase my ghosts.
   C                            Fmaj7
It just may take some time.
   C                            Fmaj7
It just may take some time.

     Bb             F           C           F
I'm Looking for answers you cant provide
     Bb             F           C           F
I'm Looking for answers you cant provide
Bb          F              C                     F
But when I find them you'll be by my side
  C            Fmaj7
Again.
  C            Fmaj7
Again

       C                    Am
So I ask you to not give up hope
       F                         C
That someday I will be able to cope
              Em                      G
With the demons inside my head
       C                  Am
And face the given truth.

      C                      Am
But I know that your belief in fate
       F                    C
Will give you the all strength to wait
           Em        G
For my final resolution
    C                        Am
To point right back to you

  F                  G         C   G   C
I know that we made a connection.
  F                G          C  G  C
I know it was close to perfection.
  F                   C           E7        Am
I know what we had was one of a kind.
      F                C           Dm7          G             C
But before it will work my loose ends need to be tied.
        F             G                        C
Don't worry, my loose ends will be tied.

Do you like toys in bed?

I though I did. Then the other night I rolled over on a matchbox and bruised my side.

Stupid little car.

It took me some time
But now I realize
I'm much better alone
Than I was in your eyes

For years I had thought
All that I wanted was you
And to get what I wanted
Seemed too good to be true

I disregarded the warnings
My brain sent to me
My heart was in charge
A blind heart, you see

So when the time came
For us to be one
My wait it was over
It was finally done.

Life it was perfect
I couldn't believe
How should I have known
It was only a reprieve

But quickly does milk sour
When left in the heat
Any passion you had
You let quicky retreat

My deep seeded devotion
For you I kept sound
I kept a glimmer of hope
You'd soon come around

How foolish was I
To put faith in you
I thought it before
Things were too good to be true

Only so much deception
Can one devoted man take
It was time to part ways
But my heart it did break

I was lied to and cheated
By the one who I trusted
Then left on my own
To feel battered and busted

It took me some time
But now I realize
I'm much better alone
Than I was in your eyes

-Mickey Mossey, November 2, 2006

When I went to Blimpie for lunch today I decided that I should get a half of a sub vs. a full sized one. I brought it back to work and consumed it and when I was done I came to a realization:

Women are right, 6 inches just doesn't fill you up.