Christmas Present Review #1: The Butt Plug

Ok, so maybe it's not really a butt plug, but that's the first thing that crossed my mind when I found this small little item in the bottom of my Christmas stocking. Now, just incase I've mislead some of you to read this entry, and you're really interested in butt plugs, you can go here.

So if it's not a butt plug, what is it? It uses the same general principals, you stick it in an open hole, and the hole becomes plugged. One difference this has with conventional models of butt plugs is that by way of a little handle, the base of the plug expands to create an even more filling effect. This comes in incredibly handy when trying to fill spaces tightly without having to force the object too hard.

So I spent some time trying to plug everything that I could with it. It didn't work in my tub, the drain was just a bit too big and the water drained out quickly. The bathroom sink was a different story. I stuck it in the hole, and pulled the little lever and turned on the faucet. The water came out and stayed nicely in the sink, so either the plug did it's job, or there's enough hair in the drain to dirty my test results.

After a little while it finally came to me what I could use this for. I ran to my fridge to get a beer. Unfortunately, there were no beers left in my fridge; not surprising as a beer's life span in my house much resembles that of the gastrotrich.

To the pile of empty bottles I went and found a plethora of subjects to test. I spent a good amount of time being choosy and picked the first bottle off the top. In went the plug, the lever was pulled, and tada nothing was able to get in, or get out of the beer bottle. A success!

Using my deductive reasoning, I have also decided that this would work well to plug to tops of wine bottles, and even possibly a soda bottle. But who drinks soda anymore? All I know is that next time I drink half a beer, I'll use this to make sure the other half doesn't go to waste.

And as it says on the butt plug website: Beginners are advised to use small plugs with plenty of lubricant.

Happy Holidays everyone.