Yellow Post-Its

Yellow Post-It's taste the best to me,
I can not tell you why.
It could be their unique shade,
Or their number seven dye.

I know that eating little bits,
Of paper isn't good.
And I would stop chewing them,
Only if I could.

Is it better than smoking cigarettes?
Oh wait, I do that too.
I am going to die real young,
What is a man to do?

So I guess I'll keep on doing it,
To this office supply.
And 3M will surely stay in business,
Until the day I die.