I am constantly getting on my friends' cases for forwarding me anything to my e-mail. It's not like I don't get enough junk e-mail as it is. Yesterday I was forwarded a piece of satire, though, that really made me laugh; but, instead of forwarding it to everyone I know -- I'll post it here. A much, much less intrusive way to get the word out there.
Now just to e-mail everyone I know that I updated my blog...
Hello, my name is Greg and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain
letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old
girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are you?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep
for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this
country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
Fuck 'em!!
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks.
-Original Author Unkown (Possibly "Greg")
Yeah what about the ones that are ALL from some unfortunate in Africa who "needs help transferring 23.3Mil" or some such nonsense over to a US account and will give you 1/2 for your effort........god damn. I started FWDing every one of those to the CIA. It's easy and fun. Keep beng a cynical prick, Mickey...you're good at it. ;-P