June 2004 Archives

Only posted because it reminds me of my mothers brilliant dog.

All credit to the original artist, of course.

Thank you Carolyn for a forward that made me smile. These are few and far between.

Now instead of forwarding it to everyone I know, I'll put it here for everyone to see:

SMILE

It May Make Someone's Day

This morning I saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of me.

It said: Thrifty Car Rental

In this day and age with all the spam that I get, I have to set my spam filter very low in order to get most of it to not show up in my inbox. The only downfall is that by doing this, there's a high chance non-spam will get filtered. So, in order to make sure I don't miss any important e-mail, I will go through and quickly scan the subject and sometimes the text of each e-mail in my spam box.

Although I do get a lot message that I'd deem as funny, today one caught my eye and I almost busted a nut laughing. Of course, this e-mail was about the wonder drugs available to help men with their "little" problems. The text of the e-mail was simply:

Jim, 32, recently tried out our herbal penile expander.
Nowadays, he just flops it out at clubs/bars and gets all the ladies.
No need to be jealous... let's get you some information.

Now if this really works, the more power to Jim. But is the flopping really called for?

Why would I pay for four new tires to get a free tire rotation, when the old ones rotate for free every time I drive down the road?

Why do school children get to stop traffic and cross the road whenever they get to the crosswalk, when everyone else has to wait until the sign said "walk"?