In this day and age with all the spam that I get, I have to set my spam filter very low in order to get most of it to not show up in my inbox. The only downfall is that by doing this, there's a high chance non-spam will get filtered. So, in order to make sure I don't miss any important e-mail, I will go through and quickly scan the subject and sometimes the text of each e-mail in my spam box.
Although I do get a lot message that I'd deem as funny, today one caught my eye and I almost busted a nut laughing. Of course, this e-mail was about the wonder drugs available to help men with their "little" problems. The text of the e-mail was simply:
Jim, 32, recently tried out our herbal penile expander.
Nowadays, he just flops it out at clubs/bars and gets all the ladies.
No need to be jealous... let's get you some information.
Now if this really works, the more power to Jim. But is the flopping really called for?
Just goes to show ya, chicks dig drunken pervs.